1. What You Crave vs What You Need

    1. Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    2. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    3. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    4. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    5. Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    6. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    7. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    8. Ice: The sweet release of death.
     

  2. habibichic:

    *aging comedian voice* iced coffee?? whats next iced chicken??? i remember when i was young now it seems like so long ago no one pays attention to people my age i’m scared of dying soon also i’m a little racist

    (via the-tavros-nitram)

     
  3. hurdwood:

    A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), dir. Brad Silberling

    (via kingofconeyisland)

     
  4. (Source: aubzplaza, via ashletusparty)

     

  5. oimatchstickman:

    wobbufetts:

    aidn:

    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    image

    (via the-tavros-nitram)

     
  6. humorous:

    thecatgod:

    this does not ever get old

     

    (via cuttlefisharmy)

     
  7. covenling:

    literarynerd:

    Well this is the best thing ever.

    (via montanal666)

     
  8. spyderqueen:

    expostninja:

    thepianogirl1:

    And in that moment, everybody in the theater let out a huge sigh of relief as they realized what had just happened; for the first time in forever there was no forced romance between the protagonists in an action movie. 
    The heavens finally answered the prayers of the people. 

    This was, no lie, one of my favorite scenes in the entire movie.  I had been waiting the entire film for the Same Old Thing to happen between Raleigh and Mako, and I wouldn’t have been angry.  The film had my heart at this point.  It would have been disappointing, but not enraging.  And they’re both there, and that seems to be what’s about to happen…

    And then this.  And it felt so, so much more real and warm and sweet and genuine and friendly and compassionate.

    Also, when I showed my mother the movie, not only was she thrilled they didn’t kiss but she correctly pointed out that as a relationship resolution, a kiss would have been entirely unnecessary because they had been drifting. She much preferred this forehead-to-forehead touch for them looking for a physical confirmation that the other was okay; she pointed out that symbolically, brain to brain made much more sense than lips to lips ever would have.

    (via guest-on)

     
  9. wherearemytortillas:

    aceofstars:

    rayvenloaf:

    OMFG this is brilliant

    I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

    Lol at the ass hole hieroglyphs

    (Source: zubbyzub, via guest-on)

     

  10. screamandshout:

    screamandshout:

    i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

    image

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    (via taylorkidney)

     
  11. 07/08

    (Source: colourmeziam, via iiniall)

     
  12. slaygender:

    THIS SCENE THO
    (this is from the Fall if anyone hasn’t watched it yet!!! it’s on Netflix)

    (Source: skylerlamberts, via abitcreepy)

     
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